God Just Asked Apple for Some Cash

Yes, it seems to be official: after stunning quarterly sales, Apple has more money than God.

When asked what happened to the pecuniam divine, God reportedly shrugged and claimed that “the recession hit me kind of hard–I didn’t really expect to take a bath on all those condo developments.”

Meanwhile, Apple has not confirmed whether they will grant the Lord a loan: “His credit is solid, but we have some serious questions about some of His spending choices–I mean, really, what does God need with a replica star ship?”

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