Earlier today, a University of Minnesota student was assailed with a chicken nugget, soda, and ultimately punches as he tried to enjoy a meal at a Dinkytown McDonald’s. According to reports, the attack began with a hurled nugget, and escalated from there:
The student addressed the man to ask why he threw the food, when a second man walked up to and dumped a drink on him. The first man then punched the student in the face about four times, knocking his glasses off his face, the report said.
The suspect then fled the scene with a friend; McDonald’s employees apparently recognized the two assailants as possible regulars.
There is no word on what sauces, if any, may have been used in the attack.