New York Giants Win Hominid Potato-Throwing Contest!

That’s right, the New York Giants, a team of burly hominids, defeated the less burly team of hominids, the New England Patriots, in a four-hour potato-throwing contest.

There is no word yet from the King of Potatoes on whether the featured potato in tonight’s struggle will be awarded the honor of becoming a delicious mash.

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