This is breaking news, people (well, as breaking as the New York Times updates I get, anyway). Apparently Santorum just covered the Colorado caucus and emerged victorious; no doubt this will force Skynet to reconsider strategy.
Also, I’m going to bed, so feel free to do your own Goddamn research as to what this might mean for the future of the GOP.
Bonus alternate headline: Colorado Caucus is Deep into Santorum