Rahm Emanuel wants your guns! He can’t help it, he’s a liberal! Oh, wait, he doesn’t want your guns? Now I’m confused.
Mayor Rahm Emanuel of Chicago proposed statewide legislation on Thursday to require handgun owners to register their weapons. The city requires handguns to be registered, but Illinois does not. A statewide registry would help the police follow the chain of possession for guns found at crime scenes that originate in other parts of Illinois, the mayor’s office said.
Naturally, this measure will be opposed by gun-toting, God-fearing, America-loving patriots, and endorsed by Godless hippie liberal scumbags who think we should just talk about all our problems instead of shooting them.
Quite frankly, I don’t see the problem. If we as a nation are cool with registering our teddy bears, why the fuck would we have a problem registering handguns?