Now that I’ve gotten your attention, I’d like to discuss the current debates regarding the payroll tax cut. I’m kidding! Who cares about tax cuts and politics and things that affect domestic policy when fresh iPad 3 rumors abound?
1. The iPad 3 will have a smaller counterpart with an 8-inch screen.
This should please the hyper-minimalists; although one would suspect that instead of an iPad 3 they’ll be holding a locally sourced notecard, or something similar. Does the WSJ come on notecards? It should.
2. The iPad 3 will utilize 4G LTE networks.
That’s right–in certain markets your daily doses of sexy Chivers and hilarious cat videos will download with lightning speed.
3. The iPad 3 will be released on March 7th.
That’s only a few weeks away! So get in line now, nerds!