Is That a Hood Ornament or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

While performing court-ordered community service, Cameron Yates, of Wysox, Pennsylvania, attached a sex toy to the Bradford County Probation and Parole Van.

Hilariously, the driver didn’t realize:

The community service supervisor didn’t know the sex toy was mounted on the front of the van, and drove it to the parking lot of Hurley’s Grocery Store in North Towanda Township. Police said the sex toy’s presence on the van at the parking lot was “physically offensive.”

Personally, I’m quite curious as to how Mr. Yates procured the sex toy while performing community service. Alas, I suppose criminal masterminds must keep their secrets.

I recall a time, many years ago, when my friends and I thought of this very same prank, but never executed it. I now regret that decision, because it’s quite clear that it would have been one of the funniest things of all time.

2 thoughts on “Is That a Hood Ornament or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

  1. I LOVE smart vandalism. There’s a sign not far from me designating the Erie Canalway. Some thinking vandals have blacked-out the “C” in canal. Brilliant. Who could have a problem with SMART vandals…other than STUPID law enforcement officers? Great post.

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