Shocking News: A College Juked its Stats to Look Better for U.S. News’s Bullshit Ratings

On Monday, Claremont McKenna, a small Catholic college, admitted that it sent false SAT reports to U.S. News & World Report (as well as other publications, such as the Princeton Review). Seemingly, the college pinned the whole thing on a former Dean of Admissions, who clearly did not want to be bothered by the Times.

U.S. News ranks Claremont McKenna as the 9th best liberal arts college in America, and first as “College Most Likely to Juke Their Stats” (that’s a recent category addition, and also features law schools–all law schools).

In other shocking news, the Earth revolved around the Sun today.

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